There are a few things I cannot, and will not do, so please don’t ask.

1. I cannot change anyone’s sexual preference. If you are gay and have a straight friend, I am afraid I cannot help.
2. I cannot kill people (but I can curse them 
3. I can reduce or prevent a prison sentence, change the mind of a jury, or make a charge or conviction go away.
4. I cannot transform you into an animal, change your sex, change your age, alter the past, or give you super human powers.
5. I cannot tell the future, or tell you what someone is thinking. I am not a psychic.
6. I cannot alter the laws of physics or do anything that is generally considered ‘impossible’.
7. I do not teach voodoo, or take on students.
8. I do not do telephone or 1-2-1 consultations
9. I do not sell incartations, books or lucky trinkets.